Sing to the tune of The 12 days of Xmas
You probably won’t be able to get this song out of your head but hopefully your appetite will be a healthier!
On the First day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
A 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Second day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Third day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Fourth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Fifth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Sixth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Seventh day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Eighth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Ninth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Tenth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Eleventh day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Eleven Eggs a scrambling,
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Twelfth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Twelve Rib Eyes grilling,
Eleven Eggs a scrambling,
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
Merry Xmas and Best Wishes for a Happy, Healthy and COVID-Free New Year!
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Loved it!