New Holiday Song
To get a jump start on your 2022 Common Sense Health and Wellness Resolutions
Sing to the tune of The 12 days of Xmas
You probably won’t be able to get this song out of your head but hopefully your appetite will be a healthier!
On the First day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
A 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Second day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Third day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Fourth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Fifth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Sixth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Seventh day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Eighth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Ninth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Tenth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Eleventh day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Eleven Eggs a scrambling,
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
On the Twelfth day of Carnivore my true love gave to me:
Twelve Rib Eyes grilling,
Eleven Eggs a scrambling,
Ten Shrimp a poaching,
Nine Lamb Chops smoking,
Eight Lobsters boiling,
Seven Ribs slow cooking,
Six Briskets braising,
Five Grass Fed Burgers,
Four Wild Caught Salmon,
Three Ocean Scallops,
Two plates of Meatballs,
And a 4 Pound Rotisserie Chicken all for me.
Merry Xmas and Best Wishes for a Happy, Healthy and COVID-Free New Year!
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Loved it!