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Dawn Leusner's avatar

You are a genius. That is all. Love the puns.

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patannobetz@gmail.com's avatar

FDA= FOREVER DAMAGING AMERICANS

Burgers look great! Thanks for the tidbit!

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GerryG's avatar

FDA=Fast Drug Approval

The vaccine got on the childhood vaccination schedule because HHS will no longer pay for CoVid shots. They need to create a market for this product.

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Jude stomel's avatar

Sounds Yurm!!!

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Renee Sutin's avatar

You had too much fun with those cheesy puns!

FDA = Findings. Deceptively. Altered.

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Lysander Spooner's avatar

T.S. Eliot should've amended that quote to include homes, workplaces, and secondhand items, seeing's mycotoxins were of recent interest back then.

The meeces' brains do react to mold similarly to the way humans do though, so maybe we're not all that different. I'd guess in the days following their "we're all in this together" lab selfies the mice probably even made TikTok posts about their resulting myocarditis and paralysis and palsies and lamented how they'll never ride a toy motorcycle again. The alphabet agencies observed the mice, figured we'd still be able to use social media, and since that's all that mattered they gave it the green light and the rest is history 👍

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Steve's avatar

Ok, since this Pfizer/Moderna CV-1984 jab(It is NOT a vaccine, and we have to stop calling that) is still under EUA, how did it get on the Childhood schedule?

Anyone?

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Lysander Spooner's avatar

But, the fact checkers said that was fake news!

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Steve's avatar

Ah, the always dependable protectors of the propaganda, the “fact” checkers……

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